So, I’m here to tell you a little about my Halloween. Now, as you may know, I was dressed as Gamora, from Guardians of the Galaxy. My skin color wasn’t the exact shade of green, and my hair was longer, and I was just wearing black. But still. I’m pretty sure I looked like Gamora. No one else thought so though. A few of my friends knew, but some didn’t. The strangers whose houses we trick-or-treated at had no clue who I was. A friend thought I was a witch, a stranger thought I was Poison Ivy. I was griping about this to my BFF, and we decided we should make a superhero school. So that we could educate people on the many obvious differences between Gamora and Poison Ivy. Now, I understand that not everyone would know, but Guardians of the Galaxy was a really popular movie. I’m disappointed in humanity.