So, I’m here to tell you a little about my Halloween. Now, as you may know, I was dressed as Gamora, from Guardians of the Galaxy. My skin color wasn’t the exact shade of green, and my hair was longer, and I was just wearing black. But still. I’m pretty sure I looked like Gamora. No one else thought so though. A few of my friends knew, but some didn’t. The strangers whose houses we trick-or-treated at had no clue who I was. A friend thought I was a witch, a stranger thought I was Poison Ivy. I was griping about this to my BFF, and we decided we should make a superhero school. So that we could educate people on the many obvious differences between Gamora and Poison Ivy. Now, I understand that not everyone would know, but Guardians of the Galaxy was a really popular movie. I’m disappointed in humanity.
THIS EPISODE. OMG. Okay, so FitzSimmons met up again, ASDFGHJKL;. Buuuut, now that “Simmons” (aka Fitz’s subconscious) was checking out Mac, I kinda ship Mitz… I have a new headcanon to make this work for me… Fitz is bi. OKAY OKAY OKAY AND THEN- Bobbi Morse is so kickass! But she’s also totally a person too, and I love her! And I’m sure Bobbi and Hunter will be hilarious :’D So, Skye’s father… IS AN ALIEN MONSTER! Me and my BFF think that it would be so cool, if Skye had powers and became a superhero. I really want to know Skye’s real name, I NEED TO KNOW. And I know why Skye’s dad hates Coulson… because Coulson is a father-figure to Skye! I love their father-daughter relationship so much! I’m so glad Simmons didn’t die, I totally called it. I knew a main character wouldn’t die like that, but my BFF thought she would die. I was the right one! I’m excited to see what happens with Ward in the next episode, but I’ll have to wait a whole week. The suspense will surely kill me.